Sunday, November 06, 2005

T-Shirt Slogans

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1. "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't."

2. "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

3. "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

4. "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

5. "Earth...is the insane asylum for the universe."

6. "Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room spinning medicine."

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

8. "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

9. "It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you."

10. "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

11. "Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

12. "That's it! I'm calling Nana!" (Seen on an 8 year-olds shirt.)

13. "Wrinkled...was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up."

14. "Procrastinate...now."

15. "I have a degree in liberal arts - Do you want fries with that?"

16. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a Baby's T-shirt.)

17. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

18. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN!"

19. "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."

20. "FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."

21. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."

1 Comments:

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