Sunday, November 06, 2005

T-Shirt Slogans


1. "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't."

2. "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

3. "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

4. "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

5. " the insane asylum for the universe."

6. "Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room spinning medicine."

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

8. "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

9. "It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you."

10. "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

11. "Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

12. "That's it! I'm calling Nana!" (Seen on an 8 year-olds shirt.)

13. "Wrinkled...was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up."

14. ""

15. "I have a degree in liberal arts - Do you want fries with that?"

16. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a Baby's T-shirt.)

17. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."


19. "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."

20. "FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."

21. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."


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